235 Quotes by Bill Bailey

American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.

Relaxed Empiricism -- I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened.

I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.

Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit

Contentment is knowing you're right

(Imitating a Belarus citizen commenting on their national flag) Stupid National Anthem....Look at this flag; Two bears fighting over a pineapple. What kind of message does that send to the world? Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit

I tried to like it. For me, it was like being smacked around the head by a piece of IKEA furniture: it hurts, but you've got to admire the workmanship.

Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished.