3 Quotes by Bill Connolly

  • Author Bill Connolly
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    When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?“. If the bus came would I be standing here?

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  • Author Bill Connolly
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    When you’re involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.

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    What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find? A silver sixpence?

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