7 Quotes by Bill Geist

There is a lovely warmness about feelings of nostalgia as though in one’s head one is putting on a pair of comfy old slippers and curling up in front of a fire.

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: “Open Bar.”

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.

They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.

Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.

What right does it have, death? When I meet it, I’ll give it the finger. Best I can do.