377 Quotes by Bill Hicks

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions god's infinite love.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul

How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When?

Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!

While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?