321 Quotes by Bill Murray

In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

This is definitely a big step for us, ... But we still have three KVC teams left to play, and if you start looking past those teams you could very well see that title slip away. Beating Novi was certainly a goal and to come back and get them tonight was a nice win for us.

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.

He's just another screwball too big for his britches.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

He peddled the same stories to several other governments, ... He is a fabricator.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.