625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

Planet Bog - Pools of toxic chemicals bubble under a choking atmosphere of poisonous gases... but aside from that, it's not much like Earth.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

Calvin: Medically speaking:. That's love?!?..... Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!

Repetition is the death of magic.

I'm related to people I don't relate to.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.