48 Quotes About Funny-life

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Life is funny. Life isn’t categorized into comedy, drama, action, is it?So I don’t know why they try to categorize everything. It drives me crazy-why it would have to be just a romantic comedy or…I want to have a little integrity, a little story, you know

We are all here on earth to help others.

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.

Remember, no matter how hard your life is right now, it would be worse if a song by Chicago was playing.

The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.

A mother is the best friend God ever gave.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.