498 Quotes by Josh Billings

Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today.

In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time.

To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.

One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.