144 Quotes by Fred Allen

a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done

California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.

All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to be well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.