625 Quotes by Bill Watterson

I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

If you've ever compared a film to a novel it's based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It's inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie's needs get served.

You know, maybe we don't need enemies." "Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?