221 Quotes by Billy Crystal

That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.

Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place

Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.

I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.

You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they're raising them. You can't push your way into areas where you shouldn't be saying anything. You have to always remember they're not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death - then hand them back.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.