221 Quotes by Billy Crystal

To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength.

I have to admit, I was a little bit of a misfit.

That's the thing that I'm really most proud of: that I'm still... people still would like to see me. I love seeing them.

I'm proud that I have done so many different kinds of things and maintained an amazing family. And I think that's the joy: that I've been able to have everything.

Your success is in your point of view. It's your life that you're talking about; it's your observations. That's the best lesson that I ever had.

Two things I really wanted to be: a stand-up comic or a New York Yankee - or a really funny New York Yankee.

I've never looked at - with the exception of little snippets - very much of anything I've done in the last 15, 20 years.

As I sit here writing and look across the room at Janice, I keep thinking of the most heartbreaking question: which of us will go first?

I can't bear to think of life without Janice. I want to go first because I don't want to miss her, because that would be a pain far worse than any death.