13 Quotes by Blake Anderson

A lot of my music that I like puts energy in your body or makes you want to dance or break something or just go mosh or jump around.

I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.

I think that it should just be a rule of thumb that if your job asks you to cut your hair... that means that it's time to quit that job.

I just bought a Jeep painted like an American flag. No one better question how patriotic I am.

I think what's cool about Slayer is no matter how old their albums are, it's the one band to me that their sound is immortal. It never sounds corny to me. You can go back and listen to some Pantera and Metallica albums, and you're like, 'OK, great music.' But Slayer, you go back, and they always sound fresh and hard as hell.

'South Park' is so hilarious... I remember when it first came out: that show changed television forever.

See, I'm a Pisces, so I get down with love songs. I'm totally into slow jams and old-school R&B, all that.

My favorite album of all time is 'In A Major Way.' Look it up, it is a classic!

I think sketch writing is a good spot for everyone to start because it requires you to develop characters, have a beginning, middle and end and have a bunch of jokes in a short amount of time.