306 Quotes by Bo Burnham

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

I don't need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It's much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.