306 Quotes by Bo Burnham

Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

I try and write satire that's well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can't be completely clear, and that's what makes it comedy.

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

For me, comedy is constantly presented as this fake casualness, like a guy just walked on stage going, 'This crazy thing happened to me the other day.' And he's in front of 3000 people, and he's acting like an everyman, and he's getting paid so much money.

You guys like impressions? Why?

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.