306 Quotes by Bo Burnham

In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

I'm bored way too easily. I'm staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?

Where are all the sour patch parents?

Most of my songs make fun of myself.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I've got a cousin who is 18... Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

The classic comedian says there's nothing that's taboo; if you laugh at one thing you've got to laugh at everything, that comedy is taking people to dark areas and showing them the light.