395 Quotes by Bob Hope

  • Author Bob Hope
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    Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.

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    I don't know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He's done nothing.

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    I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?

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    In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did.

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    My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.

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