395 Quotes by Bob Hope

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

I made so many B pictures I began to get fan mail from hornets...and for me that was an improvement.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.