395 Quotes by Bob Hope

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    When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things—not the great occasions—give off the greatest glow of happiness.

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    Before I got out of the rough-in-one tournament it had turned into a shopping center.

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    You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

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    You haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

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    If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.

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    That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.

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    I grew up with six brothers. It's how I learned to dance— waiting for the bathroom.

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    I grew up with six brothers.That's why I learned how to dance—waiting for the bathroom.

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