58 Quotes by Bob Monkhouse

Growing old is compulsory – growing up is optional.

Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can’t fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.

My father was ruined by hard drink – he sat on an icicle.