99 Quotes by Bob Mortimer

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    Laughter is the only currency I've really ever known. Ever since I was a boy.

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    Before I had my heart problem, if I was asked to do something I would look through a mental file looking for reasons why I could say no.

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    Our new programmes have always just been different vehicles for the same sort of comedy.

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    I go on 'Sunday Brunch' and Simon Rimmer's mashed potato is like heaven.

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    I spend a lot of money on the little things that make me happy, like 3 falafels from M&S to eat on the train on the way up to Edinburgh, but I do keep a close eye on the bigger picture. I don't flash the cash ridiculously on expensive things.

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    Performing in front of an audience gives you an extra ten per cent energy and the chance to react to the instant feedback.

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    Having an audience in the studio makes you perform rather than just act.

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    I'd always wanted to do something about football, so I did the podcast.

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