99 Quotes by Bob Mortimer

You see idiots on the net but on TV you can't really find them.

I saw Alan Davies on a show from the London Palladium and he did a nice routine about having kids or whatever. I couldn't do that.

I want people to watch us and think, 'They're idiots. They're clowns,' I want them to watch us and think Tommy Cooper or Spike Milligan.

There are a lot of famous people who started out with us and became stars and I wouldn't swap my life with theirs for one second.

I get tempted to do a reality show because I enjoy them so much.

We miss 'House of Fools' a lot. We always enjoyed doing that; it felt a bit like a different and fresh show for British TV, so we always feel attached to those sort of things.

We've always been a slightly specialist interest, and as you get older, for specialist interest programmes I think broadcasters are probably looking for younger talent, really.

I think 'the Mighty Boosh' are quite good.

I hate every moment of live performance.