43 Quotes by Bob Phillips

If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

Since this isn't a bug it's used to ... it hasn't had a chance to adapt.

No one should be afraid of more sunshine -- that's what this bill is about. That is something the majority of legislators have voted for and something a very broad coalition has backed, and we believe the Commerce Department does not want to stand in the way of that.

He was so distraught, he tore up the place.

Patrick Henry should come back to see what taxation with representation is like