55 Quotes About Funny-love

Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And curse you, you stone head, for making me say it first.

If you are the drama, I would like to be your script for life.

My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

You know you are in love when you are willing to share your cash-machine number.

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.