47 Quotes by Tom Arnold

People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I take them minute by minute, but I honor my commitment to stay sober.

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability... it is energy.

We feel that this event gives us the ability to really do more than we've ever done before, so we're very excited.

We're just trying to change the law to cover hurricanes. We can't do anything until we get the legislation. If the law doesn't change, we can only reassess the flooded areas.

Had it not been for him being in this movie and being from this town, it would not have played here.

I swear on my life that is true.

Last year at the Super Bowl, a guy came up and said, 'Do you have tickets? He said, 'Are you friends with Big Mike' - I swear to God this is true - 'from Minnesota?' And I was thinking, 'Well, I lived in Minnesota for a while, and I'm sure I knew a guy named Big Mike.' And it was one of those undercover investigators. I'm glad I didn't sell him my Fox tickets.