26 Quotes About Funny-romance

Her mouth set. "I've already lost one man I loved tonight. I will not lose the other." She glared at him. "And curse you, you stone head, for making me say it first.

You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.

God, woman.” He closed his fist, not bothering to count off the dozens of other things she shouldn’t do. “You give me heartburn.”“No. Those are orgasms I give you, baby.

She giggled. Giggled. Her cheeks pinked, and goddamn, if this plane didn’t get to the gate and un-board them, he was going to pull the emergency hatch.

She looks me dead in the face and says, “The safe word is going to be ‘immigration,’ because you know I’ll stop it.

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials

I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit

This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you’re a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—

She’s mine. She might not know it yet, but she’s mine.