95 Quotes by Bobby Heenan

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job

There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.