95 Quotes by Bobby Heenan

He’s not pointing to anybody, he’s showing off how high he can count!

When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they’ll know where to look!

There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.

They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

A friend in need is a pest.

It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.