95 Quotes by Bobby Heenan

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

You can win, it'll just cost you some money.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.