95 Quotes by Bobby Heenan

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.

What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?

There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.

He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.

This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.