95 Quotes by Bobby Heenan

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.

Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!

Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?