95 Quotes by Bobby Heenan

Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.

The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.

You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!

If you’re poor and you do something stupid, you’re nuts. If you’re rich and do something stupid, you’re eccentric.

I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.

You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.