95 Quotes by Bobby Heenan

There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.

I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’

When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

You can win, it’ll just cost you some money.

Stu Hart trained all his kids – only three of them use the litter box.

If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.

I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.

It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.