40 Quotes by Bobby Lee

I'm in this business, man, and I honestly don't know anything about show business at all. I don't know how it works.

Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.

When 'MADtv' got cancelled, I didn't work at all - for three years.

When I found stand-up, it was like finding home.

I love Dallas, Austin and Houston. Why? Because some of the best comedians, like Bill Hicks and Sam Kinison, started their careers in Texas, and because the crowds there are comedy-educated.

Generally, I am just myself, a crazy John Belushi type. But I'm not comparing myself to him. I think I am against stereotype. Generally Asian guys are more quiet - they study and have a good work ethic. Generally, I have none of those things.

A lot of people that are in the disease of drinking and using can be caught up on the denial aspect of it. I don't have a problem with that. I am very sensitive. I can just feel when things are getting out of control and I go, 'Oh, you have to deal with this. Because you can die.' I've always sort of had that.

It's not that comedy has changed in terms of what's funny. For me, it's changed in that sometimes I don't feel my finger is on the pulse.

I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.