27 Quotes by Bobby Moynihan

My mom makes something called green pie, which I thought was a delicacy that many people only had at Thanksgiving, but it turns out it was just Jell-O with whipped cream on it. And it's delicious.

My first 'SNL' episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue - it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, but we couldn't get him - it was with William Shatner. But if you watch it, Guy Fieri is sitting in the front row.

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it.

I think I'm a big kid at heart, so I get very excited around the holidays.

I grew up listening to a lot of Snoop Dogg and the Wu-Tang Clan. Actually, I was a huge Wu-Tang fan.

There's a guy on YouTube named Mac Lethal - he spits hot fire.

I don't have a dark side as far as there is, like, murder in my past, but yeah, I think I'm a pretty nice, easygoing guy.

I steal props from 'SNL' a great deal. Almost every sketch I'm in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.