116 Quotes by Bobcat Goldthwait

Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don’t you gimme some damn chicken?

When I was a baby I had no teeth. I couldn’t get a job and I couldn’t eat meat.

Animals may be our friends, but they won’t pick you up at the airport.

I lost my job, well I didn’t lose it, I know where it is, there’s just some other guy doing it now.

Quit everything until you find something that you just cannot quit.

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

How can you be a vegetarian atheist and own a gun? Well, that’s who I am.

I can’t feel my face. I mean I can touch it. But I can’t feel it inside.

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.