116 Quotes by Bobcat Goldthwait

I do live a very Hugh Beaumont existence. I'm up every morning, taking my kids to school and all that, which obviously does interest me. But then it's taking meetings with goofballs and auditioning for crap, and then I spend a lot of time on the road.

I was really big in the '80s.

I was in Ann Arbor, and I was told that this singer-songwriter guy wanted to meet me. It was Kurt Cobain. Nirvana had just made 'Bleach.' Kurt interviewed me on a college radio station. It was very strange. He was a fan of mine, and he gave me his album.

I've probably done myself a disservice as a brand because the movies I've made. They've all been completely different.

Certainly, shows like 'Black Mirror' helped me. I should send them a fruit basket.

I've been making fun of administrations since I was a teenager onstage.

If I was a young man, I might have bypassed the whole comedian-actor thing and just been a filmmaker. Then I'd probably have spent my whole life going, 'I wonder if I could have been a comedian.'

To make the films I want, I just have to live within my means and scale down my lifestyle - and be with somebody who's cool with that.

Which is worse - being a has-been or being the guy interviewing a has-been?