116 Quotes by Bobcat Goldthwait

My wife and daughter both bust me on how much I am the guy yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

It's really hard to watch Leno. I set his chair on fire.

Michael Moore got booed at the Oscars, so how liberal is Hollywood? Honestly, it's not liberal enough for me!

The environment on the sets of the movies I make, it's usually all friends and people that know each other, because no one's getting rich or making money, so it's always about, hopefully, that everyone's on the same page.

If Jimmy Kimmel didn't hire me, I wouldn't have the kind of career I have. And I don't know what kind of career I have, but he changed my life.

I've been known to high-five, and I have a soft spot for Green Day.

Trust me: I entertain Joe Six-Pack 30 weekends a year. I don't really think that I'm an elitist.

I'd still like to work with Woody Allen.

If I ever got to do television, I would be interested in doing different kinds of characters and stories, and television doesn't lend itself to that.