116 Quotes by Bobcat Goldthwait

I'm always wondering, if Bigfoot's not real, then why does this creature show up in all these different cultures? I'm always fascinated by that kind of stuff.

I really like and admire Michael Moore.

Sometimes the wheels just fall off a relationship.

I had a standup act, and I ended up turning it into something that was really watered down and accessible. Something that went from scary and threatening to something that was almost to the point of being corny.

I think, like, in real life, I'm actually quiet, and I mumble a lot. But that's not very lucrative.

I never was obsessed with comedians. When I was a little, little boy, I'd watch, like, George Carlin on 'Dinah Shore.'

I actually believe that the basis of a good relationship isn't liking the same things, it's hating the same things.

I always just felt more comfortable just kind of hiding behind a character than being myself onstage.

The first time I was on Letterman, I was, like, 20 years old, and I was on a show called 'Camping with Barry White Night.'