116 Quotes by Bobcat Goldthwait

People seem to think that I'm not aware of how people perceive me. But I'm the one that has to talk about 'Police Academy' all day long 27 years later. I'm totally aware of it.

I have an aversion to comedy where everybody speaks in punchlines.

Be it in the movies I make or on stage, I think it's a trap to keep doing the same thing over and over again.

I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny.

I don't really pursue acting. I jokingly say that I retired right at the same time people stopped hiring me, but I really don't think I'm very good at it, and I'm not really interested in it anymore as an adult.

I actually really like being in the woods.

I like writing and directing. I enjoy telling stories, and I think it's born in a comedian to end up directing.

I started doing stand-up when I was 15 and doing Letterman when I was 20. So I've been doing stand-up comedy and clubs for over 30 years. That's a long time.

My daughter and my wife inspire me to make movies.