73 Quotes by Brad Williams

I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?"

Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.

For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am.

There is often times when I'm in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which - don't get me wrong. I'm not complaining, but it's just interesting. It's just interesting that that occurs.

If I do talk politics it's very surface, it's not in-depth.

Every now and then you'll say something that didn't quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn't. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it's just not funny.

I'm funny because I'm funny. And there's more to offer.

Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to - everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.

In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.