437 Quotes About Jokes

Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog.

For Her, I Can:> travel to the farthest of destinations> marathon across the globe> hike through the lengthiest of trails> dive into the deepest of oceans> climb the highest of mountains> fly to the edges of the sky and beyond> standstill patiently for eons> g̶o̶ s̶h̶o̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶ h̶e̶r̶

I don’t give sick days if you’re playing in the snow.” He’s being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which.

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).

I am not perfect, but if I looked perfect to everyone I must have been rocking imperfect perfectly to a few imperfect souls that seek imperfection vs. perfection, in an imperfect world where God asks us to seek perfection for our imperfect souls.