69 Quotes About Pun

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Sitting comfortably on an old vehicle uniframe in scuffed up boots and a long hoodie so holey it should take up religion.

Whenever someone throws a tantrum I usually duck. Other times I goose. But I never quail or chicken out.

People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision. Erase the dots and your doubts if you think that I was 'raysed' alone.

Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death.

So what? Who gives a shit who’s banging who?” “Whom,” Jaila said. “What?” “Who’s banging whom.” Tino tensed. “I don’t need a fucking grammar lesson.

Homo Cannot Erectus