504 Quotes About Joke

You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.''''I just applied for a job as a tree,'' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding.

For Her, I Can:> travel to the farthest of destinations> marathon across the globe> hike through the lengthiest of trails> dive into the deepest of oceans> climb the highest of mountains> fly to the edges of the sky and beyond> standstill patiently for eons> g̶o̶ s̶h̶o̶p̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶ h̶e̶r̶

You can't deal with being odd?...Become like them...Become drug delear...Live their lifes... have fun...and be honest...

There is no better taste than this: someone else's laughter in your mouth.

Time is ticking, and your online twinkling is limited.

If a black black cat crosses your path, it suggests that the animal is going somewhere.

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.""Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.

Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?""Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are.""What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?""Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.