50 Quotes About Jokes-and-whatever

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

If you cannot laugh away someone mocking your god, then, my dear, you know nothing more than a tad about God.

So, as per your ism people like I are going to hell? My friend up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, says its is all your imaginary pal's crap! And that up there in the head, you're not all that well. Now, what do you day to that? Anyway, be well.

Working lunch is the art of gorging in five star delicacies all the while spitting out fancy business jargons

I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.

Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.

Like your fancied god up there, my pal up nowhere, Mr. NOT, says if you do not prostrate and accept me as your latest and newest messiah, he will so kick your butt that you will neither be in hell nor in heaven but nowhere, like your fancied pal up there.

I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.

Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.