64 Quotes About Cynical-humor

I never feel unsafe except for when the majority is on my side.

Ironic that rarely is anybody a jihadi until he has thoroughly read and fully understood his holy book.

If you say your ancestral god is true, well then, my imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, is too. Oh! And my Mr. NOT says it is the duty of his ism's faithful to kick the butt of every other god, and of this illusory fellow's followers, like you. NOW, is ALL THIS it okay with YOU?

He who blows himself up for his fancy of a god, will meet the Maker. Oh yeah! As surely as in a game of cards, meets the king the joker.

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.

Ninety percent of the people are not happy with their jobs. The remaining ten percent don’t deserve their jobs in the first place.

...Who knows what is and is not proof to the crotchety ladies and chainstore owners who sit and die on Boards of Education?

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.