205 Quotes by Brian Spellman

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

I love objectivity when mine.

Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.

I forgot what I was going to think.

I can't prove it yet know it when I seem it.

My life is so bad that it's worse than it really is.

Start thinking for yourself. Here's how.

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.