7,080 Quotes About Family
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- Author Bernard Branson
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Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
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- Author George Carlin
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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- Author Criss Jami
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Ask anyone and they'll most likely say their family is crazy, and if they don't say their family is crazy, their friends are crazy. That's because everyone is crazy after taking the mask off. People are most themselves when not really trying to fit in, when either alone or around those already closest to them, and that is crazy.
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- Author Tracy Brogan
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She squinted at me. "What's a sexlebrity?""You know, a celebrity you'd have sex with if ever given the opportunity. No strings attached and your significant other can't get mad at you. Like, if Idris Elba showed up right this minute, you could rip off all your clothes and do it right here on this sturdy desk, and no one could judge you for it." I patted the mahogany surface with gusto...
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- Author Tracy Brogan
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I can't wait to see him being a father. There's just nothing sexier than watching a man change a diaper."I could think of several things that might be sexier than that...
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- Author Tracy Brogan
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I like kittens, too, but she must've gone hunting this morning and left them hungry, because at about four a.m., I could hear all this pitiful meowing that went on forever. I wanted to feed them so bad I nearly started lactating.
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- Author Richie Norton
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For a family that doesn’t wear socks, we sure do have a lot of them.
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- Author Lailah Gifty Akita
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Family is for fun not for fight.
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- Author Lailah Gifty Akita
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There was so much fun going to the farm with grandma. In group with other family members, grandma lead the way.
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