34 Quotes by Tracy Brogan

Let's face it: once you've ridden one Moroccan camel, you've ridden them all.

She squinted at me. "What's a sexlebrity?""You know, a celebrity you'd have sex with if ever given the opportunity. No strings attached and your significant other can't get mad at you. Like, if Idris Elba showed up right this minute, you could rip off all your clothes and do it right here on this sturdy desk, and no one could judge you for it." I patted the mahogany surface with gusto...

I can't wait to see him being a father. There's just nothing sexier than watching a man change a diaper."I could think of several things that might be sexier than that...

I like kittens, too, but she must've gone hunting this morning and left them hungry, because at about four a.m., I could hear all this pitiful meowing that went on forever. I wanted to feed them so bad I nearly started lactating.

Panty Melter: an exceedingly rare species of man blessed with so many desirable attributes he effortlessly gains access into a girl's panties.

If you don’t take a risk once in a while, you’ll never know what might have been.

Sometimes you have to just jump without knowing where you’ll land.

I’m kind of shy. It’s very bright in here.” He smiled. “I could close one eye so I can only see half of you.

May I suggest a nonbinding vote to see where everyone stands on the issue of launching dead bodies into the sky?