24 Quotes About Socks

For a family that doesn’t wear socks, we sure do have a lot of them.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

I miss you like the mismatching sock I can't find. You're out there somewhere.

Mac raised his hand. “Once I could only find one of my socks,” he said. “Man, I looked everywhere for it! Under the bed, in the bathroom. You’ll never guess where I finally found it.”“In the refrigerator,” said Bob.Mac’s mouth dropped open. “How’d you know?”Bob shrugged. “Where else?

The hobo wore old black shoes that also looked like they were too big for him, but that might have been because he wasn’t wearing any socks.

A sockless man is not to be trusted.

You just can't fly when you're wearing socks, and shoes, and coats, and pants, and underwear. Everything has to go.

Roland glares at Connor and Connor glares back. Then he says what he always says at moments like this."Nice socks."Although Roland doesn't look down right away, it derails him just enough for him to back off. He doesn't check to see if his socks match until he thinks Connor isn't looking. And the moment he does, Connor snickers. Small victories are bet­ter than none.